Bored and tired, but I don't quite wanna go pass out just yet. So I'm stealing the OC quiz again and this'll probably be done a couple more times...

Chad this time. He's gonna be showing up in a bunch of random bullshit drabble-things I write to get said random bullshit out before Adam and I get to work on that collabfic.

The Rules:
1. You must choose only ONE of your OCs. Do it again if you wanna use another OC.
2. Your OC must answer every question as truthfully as possible.
3. Title the journal as "OCs Quiz (your OCs name.Example:Kaiser's Quiz)".
4. When you're done, tag as many people as you want.
5. Have fun!!!

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1. Hi! What's your real name and nickname?
Chad. That's the nickname. My real name is none of your goddamn business, is it? No. No it is not. My unofficial title is, "HOLY SHIT, CHAD, PUT THAT DOWN, HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO DESERVE A GUITAR TO THE FACE."

2. Interesting... what's your current age?
28. Yeah, I know I'm considerably older than the rest of my friends. Piss off.

3. Uh huh. What's your favorite food?
.... People. *Jax: "Dammit, every time you say that I don't think you're joking. EVERY. GODDAMN. TIME."* Hahaha, hey, you know what, Jakey? Gullible isn't in the dictionary. *Jax grabs a dictionary and starts to look it up before muttering, "Heeeeeey, wait a second..."* .... Oh my god, you bought it? Seriously? Hooooooooooooly shiiiiiiiiiit....

4. And your favorite drink?
Vodka and Dr. Pepper. Yeah. At once.

5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?
Nobody. *quickly looks around to make sure there's no one nearby but Jax and Mike before lowering his voice drastically* OK, so there's somebody but I'm afraid to get it out there for a couple reasons... 1,I can't shake the feeling she'll fucking kill me if she gets wind of this and 2, she's a good deal younger than I am and it'd be a bit awkward around my parents...

6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?
... You're deaf, aren't you? That or just stupid. I'm guessing the latter, so... *draws a heavily modified golf club; a driver with spikes metal spikes on it* Don't make me hit you with this. This is a very very sore subject with me...

7. Classic question! What's your favorite color?
Silver, actually.

8. Who's your favorite author?
I don't have all that much time to read, but when I do, it's usually just something I can get through in a half hour and still enjoy. That would be manga, so I say Akira Toriyama.

9. Now what's your biggest fear?
.... Nothing legal.

10. *stifles a giggle* I'm not laughing *bursts out laughing*
Fuck you, dickweed, I'm sure it's a lot less sissy than yours. Don't make me rape you with a stop sign, jackass...

11. Awesome. Who's your hero?
A few different people. Chad Gray, obviously, is my biggest. 'S where my nickname came from. I also admire Jacoby Shaddix, Jerry Horton, Daron Malakian, Serj Tankian and Edsel Dope as far as my musical heroes. Hockey heroes would be Jody Shelley and Derek Dorsett. And... *lowers voice again* My friend Roach...

12. Ok, who is your worst enemy?
Is pretty much everyone besides my immediate group of friends an option?

13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?
.... Feh, Iunno.

14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?
Dunno. Probably waste five hours debating the finer points of hockey and then another six or seven on music, followed by a final three to five on video games.

15. Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Dude, 28 isn't grown up? Go rape yourself. Right now.

16. What's your worst nightmare?
Being locked in a mall with an ex-girlfriend of mine, who's now decided Roach is the child of Satan who stabbed her in the back since we formed a band together and have gotten closer than we already were. God, she made me carry what felt like 700 bags of clothing and makeup... That particular relationship was so bad I haven't dated for three years.

17. What's your lifelong dream?
Form a band, become a rock star and combine my love of making music with my love of making money...

18. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?
Done it. I'm the guitarist and backup vocalist of a metal band by the name of Senseless Violence. Our bassist and unofficial band shrink is Roach, our vocalist is a friend of Roach's by the name of Angelo who answers to Oni to piss off his parents, and our drummer is a friend of mine from way back who goes by Cracked. His actual name is Trent, for the record...

19. Ok, where's your favorite place to relax?
Anywhere with music I like playing.

20. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?
Practicing, sleeping or playing video games.

21. We're done! Now tag whoever you want.
Feh...

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Quizzes stolen from unknown origins. xD

1. What's your Name?
Kelsey O'Connor. That's Kelsey O'Stalin, Captain Cockstomp if I don't like you.

2. How old are You?
19.

3. What Gender are You?
BOTH. [/sarcasm] No, seriously, I'm as damn close to both as I know without having both genders' sex organs... But, I'm technically female. And now, excuse me while I go game or shout at the TV while hockey's on...

4. What are You? Animal or Human?
Neither. I'm fucking nuts.

5. If you're a[n] Animal. What type are you? If human wats ur color?
Corpse pale. <_<

6. What do you do during your free time?
Sleep, read and go online.

7. Favorite sport?
Ice hockey. <333333333333 My one true love is and always will be the ice.

8. Do you like Waffles?
Only from Waffle House.

9. Favorite Pocky flavor?
CHOCOLATE.

10. Do like anime?
Prefer manga, but yes.

11. Favorite video game?
.... I can't pick... I can get it down to a few, however. Final Fantasy XII and IV, Soul Calibur III, Tales of Symphonia, Tales of the Abyss and Tales of the World Radiant Mythology. Mortal Kombat ranks up there but only when I have someone to play against because I lose my motherfucking mind against the CPU very very fast because the damned thing ends up blocking for a half hour...

What I'm kinda saying during a standard MK scenario:

First fight, second round; don't use the weapon at all and am comboing fine: "Oh, you're gonna block, huh? 'S fine. I'll just rip your head off when I get the chance."

Second fight, halfway through the first round; using the weapon now but switch out to the martial art style(s) if I need speed and am still trying special attacks: "*muttering* FUCK YOU, stop blocking. FUCK. YOU. WITH. A. STREET. SIGN."

Third fight ten seconds in to the first round, and I've stopped using anything but the weapons style of whichever character and button mashing: "*screaming* YOU'RE A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT AND YOU'LL NEVER AMOUNT TO NOTHING! FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT AND YOU'LL NEVER AMOUNT TO NOTHING! FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT AND YOU'LL NEVER AMOUNT TO NOTHING! FUCKING PIECE OF SHIIIIT AND YOU'LL NEVEEEEEEEEEEER AMOOOOOOOOOOOUNT TO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!"

12. Favorite type of music?
Metal. I do NOT care what subgenre it is. I just like metal. Even better, metal that drips hate.

13. Favorite music artists?
... Oh, god, where do I start? Papa Roach, Mudvayne, System of a Down, Serj Tankian, Scars on Broadway, Devildriver, Disturbed, Dope, Maximum the Hormone, and Bob Marley... I'm starting to get into Nine Inch Nails, Slipknot, Motley Crue, Megadeth and Cannibal Corpse, too.

14. What are you addicted to?
Many things. Main one, however, would be caffeine.

15. What's your favorite book?
TOO MANY TO LIST. DDD:

16. Favorite drink?
Dr. Pepper and Mountain Dew of all kinds and margarita mix with no booze. Yes, I drink straight margarita mix. Shut up, it's the only way I can get a high off of anything anymore. <_<

17. Apples?
To apples. IT'S A GAME, SHUT UP. <_<

18. Favorite color?
Navy blue, black, hunter green and silver.

19. Favorite sport?
I just answered that 11 questions ago.

20. into any sports?
READ THE PREVIOUS GODDAMN ANSWER, JACKASS. AND THEN READ QUESTION 8.

21. Best at anything?
Storing useless information in my head and causing severe emotional scars to assholes.

22.Last one!! Tag 5 or 10 of your Friends! Then Send them a Comment to let them know that they have been tagged.

I tag:

Whoever's bored enough to do it (with that said, I'm guessing probably Tri... Maybe Adam. <_<

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Elemental quiz


FIRE:.

[x] You have a short temper.
[x] You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
[x] You are very competitive.
[x] You like to play with fire.
[ ] You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
[ ] You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
[x] You often lose control over yourself.
[x] You can be quite reckless.
[x] You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
[x] People have often called you insane.
Total: 8

.:WATER:.

[ ] You have a calm, laid-back personality.
[x] You like to go to the beach.
[ ] You rarely get angry.
[ ] When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
[ ] You think before you act.
[x] You are good at breaking up fights. (When I'm not starting 'em, anyways....)
[x] You are a good swimmer.
[x] You like the rain.
[ ] You can stay calm in stressful situations.
[ ] You are very generous.
Total: 4

.:EARTH:.

[x] You are physically strong.
[x] You have a close connection with nature.
[x] You don't mind getting dirty.
[x] You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
[ ] You could easily survive in the wild.
[ ] You care about the environment.
[ ] You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
[ ] You rarely get depressed.
[ ] You aren't afraid of anything.
[ ] You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 4

.:AIR:.

[ ] You have a free spirit.
[x] You hate rules.
[ ] You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces
[x] You hate to be restrained.
[ ] You are very independent and outgoing.
[x] You are quite intelligent.
[x] You tend to be impatient.
[x] You are easily distracted.
[x] You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
[ ] You wish you could fly.
Total: 6

.: DARKNESS:.

[x] You spend most of your time alone.
[x] You prefer nighttime over daytime.
[x] You like creepy things.
[x] You like to play tricks on people.
[x] Black is your favorite color.
[x] You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
[ ] You don't talk much.
[x] You are atheist.
[ ] You don't mind watching scary movies.
[x] You love to break the rules.
Total: 8

.:LIGHT:.

[ ] You are very polite.
[ ] You are spiritual.
[ ] When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
[ ] You believe everything you see or hear.
[ ] You are afraid of the dark.
[ ] You hate violence.
[ ] You hope for world peace.
[ ] You are generally a happy person.
[x] Everyone loves to be around you. (Why is beyond me...)
[ ] You always follow the rules.
Total:


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111 Question quiz.

1) Are you really ready for 111 questions?
HELL YEAH, BRING IT THE FUCK ON! (Read: I'm bored and need a good way to eat up an hour or so. <_<

2) Was your last real relationship a mistake?
No. No, not at all...

3) Do you believe in love at first sight?
I believe in lust at first sight.

4) Who did you last say “I love you” to?
.... I... Have no fucking idea. I think it mighta been the dog, actually...

5) Do you regret it?
Naw. How can you regret saying that to your cuddly puppy? That's right, YOU CAN'T.

6) Have you ever been depressed?
I am now. <_< I've probably been depressed more of my life than not.

7) Beer or liquor?
Neither. <_<

8) Are you a boy or girl?
Female. Manly female, apparently. <_<

9) What is your relationship status?
Single, not looking but open if something comes up...

10) How do you want to die?
Either die in my sleep or at a hockey game... I'd love to die with my one passion in life.

11) What did you last eat?
I think I had some pastries but I'll be eating something again soon...

12) Play any sports?
Nope.

13) Do you bite your nails?
Yeah, when I don't have nail polish on. Which is why I do right now. <_<

14) When was your last physical fight
Early junior year. I was homeschooled senior year and that pretty much broke my pattern of at least a fight a year.

15) Do you have an attitude?
Yeah. I'll show it if I fucking hate you...

16) Do you like someone?
There's a few people that partially qualify... But nobody seriously, no.

17) Where were you born?
Overland Park, KS.

18) How old were you when you learned to read?
3. Taught myself, too, from what my parents said...

19) Are you gonna get high later?
Nah. Drugs and one fully functioning lung... Sorta not a good idea. <_<

20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
About 10 people off the top of my head.

21) Do you miss someone?
No.

22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
Twirl.

23) Do you tan a lot?
No. I don't go outside because I don't tan... I burn. <_<

24) Do you have any pets?
One dog.

25) How exactly are you feeling?
Exhausted, depressed and fairly angry. So, same as always.

26) Ever eaten food in a car?
Yep.

27) Ever made out in a bathroom?
No.

28) Would you take any of your exes back?
First one, HELL NO. Second one... I might if I can get my head straightened out and he's still interested.

29) Are you scared of spiders?
Yeah, kind of. I'm far worse with centipedes, however.

30) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Maybe. Depends where and for what reason.

31) Do you regret anything from your past?
Yeah. Ohh, yeah...

32) What are your plans for this weekend?
Going to Easton Mall tomorrow. Other'n that, fuck all.

33) Do you want to have kids?
HELL. FUCKING. /NO./

34) Have you ever kissed someone whos’s name begins with an M?
No.

35) Do you type fast?
Yup.

36) Do you have piercings? How many?
Two in each ear.

37) Want any more?
I'm debating an eyebrow...

38) Can you spell well?
Extremely.

39) Do you miss anyone from your past?
My late dog.

40) What are you craving right now?
SLEEP.

41) Ever been to a bonfire party?
Yeah. Waste of my goddamn time.

43) Have you ever been on a horse?
OH GOD YES. I /love/ horseback riding so, so, so, so much.

44) Kissed someone in a pick up truck?
No.

45) Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
Yes...

46) Have you ever been cheated on?
No, not as far as I know. But with my first ex, I can never be sure. <_<

47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Yeah...

48) Would you have children with someone without marrying them?
I... Do not want brat-spring. <_<

49) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Yeah, possibly. If I owned the place, yeah. <_<

50) What should you be doing?
Trying to sleep.

51) What’s irritating you right now?
Many many things.

52) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
Yeah... 'Specially because there's a less-than-zero-chance of it happening.

53) Does somebody love you?
I dunno. Hope not, though... I don't think I'm worth it at this point. That may be the dog-loss depression talking, but I'm not entirely sure.

54) What is your favorite color?
Black, dark blue and dark green.

55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
I've changed shirts once...

56) Do you have any tattoos?
No, I'd like to get a couple, though...

57) Do you have trust issues?
Again, this depends on a bunch of factors. Main ones being "how many times have you lied to me" and "how often have you tried and screwed me over."

58) Do you have any siblings?
The Boy. So, one.

59) How many times have you been in love?
Twice.

60) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Oh god no. Well, not with Mom. With Dad it's OK.

61) Have you met anybody you could picture yourself marrying?
Not really...

62) What do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
I dunno... I hope nothing bad though.

63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
The dog? Does he count?

64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
On one occasion, I gave out a second chance and then a third chance and then a fourth and a fifth. That's the only time I've ever done that. That's the only time I /will/ ever do that.

65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Neither comes easy for me at all... Basically, you get one chance with me and then you're screwed.

66) Is this year the best year of your life?
Oh god no. Far far from it...

67) Do you have any nicknames?
Adam calls me Kelsey O'Stalin... Does that count? <_<

68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
.... Why the fuck would I do that?

69) What physical feature do you find most attractive in the sex of your sexual interest?
Girls... I'm not sure I feel comfortable getting that out there.... <_< But I usually notice personality first. Guys, usually hair and then personality.

70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
I dunno.

71) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
... I dunno; I think it was setting my cell alarm.

72) Who would be your bridesmaids/groomsmen if you got married tomorrow?
Honestly, I don't have anybody close enough to me to do it that actually lives in the US.

73) What is bothering you?
Many many things. Insomnia, my parents' inability to comprehend my insomnia, my lack of money, my lack of books... Yeah, loads of things.

74) Have you ever been out of your province/state?
Hell, I've been out of my country. So, yeah.

75) Do you play the Wii?
Not anymore.

76) Are you listening to music right now?
Yep.

77) Do you like Chinese food?
I like our Chinese buffet... Because they have pizza. <_<

78) Do you know your fathers birthday?
The fat man was born on July 18. Meaning he shares a birthday with Daron "SHAVE THAT SHRUB OFF YOUR FACE BEFORE I SHOW UP AT YOUR FRONT DOOR WITH HEDGE TRIMMERS" Malakian of System of a Down/Scars on Broadway. Srsly, my dad's EXACTLY 20 years older than Daron.

79) Are you afraid of the dark?
Nope, although I do like lights in my room so I don't break every bone in my body while trying to take a piss. <_<

80) Is cheating ever okay?
Depends on a few things. Games, why the hell not as long as you're not playing against a human. Tests, I don't care what the fuck you're doing as long as you're not cheating on me. Relationships, no. I won't tolerate cheating.

81) Are you mean?
If I don't like you and I've been putting up with you for a while or you're really fucking annoying me, yeah, I am. But there's times when I come across as a dick but I'm not trying to.

82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
I don't wear white shoes. <_< I have a pair of silver and turquoise zebra print high tops and three pairs of slide sandals.

83) Do you want to live in your hometown for the rest of your life?
Oh FUCK NO. I want out as soon as I can manage it.

84) Do you believe in true love?
... Most of me doesn't. But there's still a small part that does, even if that part would just be referring to unconditional love from a pet. I don't stop and think about love much anymore.

85) Do you believe in destiny/fate?
Dunno. I don't waste my time trying to figure this shit out; I just live my life the way I want.

86) What is your favorite season?
Fall.

87) If the world was going to end in 2012, what would you do before then?
I... Do not know.

88) Do you like the outside?
Fucking hell no. Allergies are a dick, sunlight sensitivity is also a dick.

89) Are you currently bored?
Good fucking jesus cocks, yes. Adam hasn't been online in two days and nobody else's talked to me since...

90) Do you wanna get married?
Eh. Depends on who I end up with.

91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
Depends on which gender. If it's a chick calling me baby, I'm going to triple check that they're not drunk before I either break up with them or threaten a curbstomp. <_< If it's a dude, again, depends on the dude and whether or not it's in character for them (read: are they drunk off their ass). Basically, I'm not a huge fan of pet names. It's romantic bullshit to me, and I don't have a romantic bone in my body.

92) Are you hungry?
Kinda.

93) Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?
... No. Fuck, man, I didn't start dating till I was 18.

94) What makes you happy?
Caffeine, my music and animals.

95) Would you change your name?
My middle name, at the least. Possibly my first name. Just dunno what I'd change either to.

96) Ever been to Alaska?
I want to, but no.

97) Do you like to watch movies?
Depends on a few things. What genre, who's in it and how long it is. If it's romance or romantic comedy with actors I hate and is three hours long, HELL NO. If it's action, hockey related or comedy with Jim Carrey or one of the few other actors I like and is roughly two hours long, sure, why not.

98) Do you watch the news?
Eh, sometimes. Mostly I keep up with what's going on via the internet.

99) What’s your zodiac sign?
Western is Virgo. Chinese is Snake.

100) Do you like Subway?
... No.

101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
Ugh, yeah.

102) Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
First, I chew on my arm to make sure that isn't some fucked up nightmare. If it isn't, I ask Adam if he wants me to call the hospital for his area. <_<

103) Do you talk like your friends?
None of my offline friends, no. I swear FAR more than any of 'em...

104) Do you believe in revenge?
Yeah. If on the off chance I don't fuck you over in return, count yourself lucky and hope to god you don't piss me off again... Although, sometimes I don't have to. I know this one dickhole who harassed the shit outta me for pretty much all of seventh grade (resulting in a breakdown because the teachers did nothing and he wouldn't stop) and then the next year some kids at his high school duct taped him to a flagpole. I had my history teacher in senior year tell me this; and she liked him. I laughed uncontrollably anyways because as if getting his ass kicked a few times by a seventh grader half a foot shorter than him and of the female gender wasn't bad enough, karma bit him in the ass too. 8D

105) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
Oh, god, yeah. I can give you a list, too. There's about five in the past friggin' week alone...

106) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
Adam. I've said it before and I'll say it again: He's the only person who knows how far the insanity and hatred actually goes...

107) Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
I dunno... Dad, I guess. Not counting the fat man, it'd be Adam.

108) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
Depends on what they're smoking. Weed, eh, I don't give a shit. Tobacco... Yeah, I have a severe problem with that because cigarette smoke gives me migraines. Cigar smoke I can kinda tolerate

109) Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
I don't have deep conversations. Fuck that, I have more productive things to do.

110) Favorite lyrics right now?
Alive (N' Out of Control) ~ Papa Roach

111) Can you count to one million?
If I get bored enough, I probably can.