So, what I've learned in the past week:

- I need sleep so damn bad. I got about five or six hours in the first three days of the week...

- I seem to have developed a huge thing for heavily tattooed and/or pierced musicians. Examples, you say? Jacoby Shaddix and Chad Gray. There you go. <_< This is in addition to my thing for dreads and bassists. <_<

- Mudvayne's L.D. 50 album should NOT be listened to after 3 AM unless you'd like to have hallucinations. I made the mistake of listening to Dig at 5 AM and when I got up to go take a leak 30 seconds into the song, I saw a Hellhound from Final Fantasy XII lurking around my air hockey table...

Ironically, I was listening to Dig because Adam mentioned that listening to Monolith at 3 AM wasn't a good idea and that if I did it, he wasn't responsible for what I saw.

In a similar vein, if you listen to Dig at 5 AM, I'm in no way responsible for any of the following: Injuries caused by freakout, scratch marks on your drywall because you saw something that shouldn't have been there and tried to climb the drywall, waking up your parents with a freaked out scream, and any and all other consequences.

- Never, ever go to the mall in groups of more than three if you don't know some of the people who're coming. Bad, bad things can happen... I had some cockhole harassing me about why I don't like escalators and when I told him it was none of his goddamn business he informed me that he "NEEDS to know."

No. You don't. Nobody I've JUST fucking met does.

- Holy shit, I'm at 4k page views? Thanks everybody. I may actually have to draw something for this... It won't be much but since I've had artist's block since the Orochi headshot this may be a way to try and make that die.

And speaking of Orochi...

Here, have some Orochi insight. If you're offended by drug and alcohol references, sexual jokes and pedophilia, don't read further.. <_<

The Rules:
1. You must choose only ONE of your OCs. Do it again if you wanna use another OC.
2. Your OC must answer every question as truthfully as possible.
3. Title the journal as "OCs Quiz (your OCs name.Example:Kaiser's Quiz)".
4. When you're done, tag as many people as you want.
5. Have fun!!!

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1. Hi! What's your real name and nickname?
Heehee, I'm Orochimichael Jackson. They call me *Jax intervenes: "Captain Pedo?"* ... Shut up, Jacob. No, they call me Orochi.

2. Interesting... what's your current age?
.... Heeheeheeheeheehee. *Mike: "So, 60-ish?"* .... *Jax: "... Oh, god, I'm going to go hurl now."*

3. Uh huh. What's your favorite food?
Jacob? *Jax: "OH GOOD JESUS, I'M REALLY GOING TO GO VOMIT NOW. REPEATEDLY."*

4. And your favorite drink?
Most alcohol.

5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?
Jacob. Heeheeheeheehehehe... *Jax: "MIKE. GIVE ME YOUR WEED NOW. AND SOMEONE GET ME SOME WHISKEY, SCOTCH AND VODKA. I NEED TO FORGET THIS RIGHT NOW." Mike gives Jax an insane amount of weed and booze and Jax starts making his way through the weed*

6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?
More. Hehehehe... *Mike: "I... Feel compelled to note that what the sicko is getting at was entirely non-consensual... And that Jax has been sleeping with his ass facing the wall for about a month since then."*

7. Classic question! What's your favorite color?
Bright, metallic pink. *Otomeza: "... So what have we learned today, children?" Chad: "That every human being in existence is more manly than that thing?" Otomeza: "Yeah, pretty much. Well, that and he makes Marilyn Manson look like he slept in the sun for a few years straight."*

8. Who's your favorite author?
I don't read. It bores me...

9. Now what's your biggest fear?
Women. Fully developed women.

10. *stifles a giggle* I'm not laughing *bursts out laughing*
.... Watch your back before you go to bed, my dear child...

11. Awesome. Who's your hero?
Don't have one. *Chad: "So, not Whacko Jacko, he of the child molestation charges?"* .... You be silent, you tattooed freak. *howls of laughter from Otomeza; Tiara mumbles, "God, he's the last person that can call someone a freak. Period."*

12. Ok, who is your worst enemy?
... *glares at Otomeza, Tiara and his creator, casually sitting around playing cards; O'Connor calls, "Don't be like that, Orochi. I gave birth to you, in a sense. Tiara keeps you amused. Otomeza makes you suffer on my behalf. Everybody wins." Chad adds, "Well, except you, but oh the fuck well."*

13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?
... I don't have a hero.

14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?
...... *Chad: "He means he'd try and kill her but she'd kick his ass. You do NOT mess with Captain Cockstomp."*

15. Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?
I... Already am.

16. What's your worst nightmare?
Being forced to be in a relationship with a woman.

17. What's your lifelong dream?
I don't have much of one... I just wanna open a toy store. *Otomeza: "You know, they won't let registered sex offenders open stores for kids."* Who said anything about being registered? *the other headvoices: "...."* ...Or being a sex offender? *Jax: "I'll pay somebody 50 bucks to kill Captain Pedo right now."*

18. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?
*before Orochi can speak, Mike cuts him off with, "He'll hide his assets so the cops can't find 'em when he gets arrested."* ... I hate you so, so much, Michael. *Mike: "Likewise, corpseman."*

19. Ok, where's your favorite place to relax?
... The men's room.

20. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?
Plotting. *Jax: "And giggling, and and raping children, and listening to shitty music, and putting on your goddamn eyeshadow."*

21. We're done! Now tag whoever you want.
I tag whoever feels like doing the quiz...