Long story short, I woke up at 7 AM because my mom turned the A/C off and I was overheating.

Haven't been able to get back to sleep... Because Dad refuses to let me turn the A/C below, like, 68 F. It was up to 75 F yesterday.

Suffice it to say if I don't get online for a while before/after the mentioned vacation times... I may have died of heat stroke. <_<

Adam, in this case, I leave the avenging of me to you. I also leave you my Tales of collection and my game systems and all accessories. <_<

So, speaking of Adam,he's not on WLM just yet and I'm bored fuckless, basically.

So, random stolen quiz of forgotten origins.

ANOREXIA :
[x] you have dry skin. (... It's by no means an anorexic trait alone, cockhole. I was born with eczema)
[.5] you eat 1 meal. (Not constantly and not consciously. I just... Forget to eat when Adam and I are on WLM for 12-plus hours a day. You're probably wondering how I'd forget to eat. That's what I told Adam. And then I did it and almost passed out. <_< It's easier than you'd think, trust me. )
[ ] you're very weak.
[ ] you hate yourself.
[ ] you starve yourself.
[ ] you have low self esteem.
[ ] you use laxatives.
[x] you need to be more skinny. (Gawd, have you ever seen a picture of me? Yes, I do. <_< )
[ ] people always say you're skinny, but you think you're fat.
[ ] people think you are too skinny.
Total: 2.5

ADHD (ATTENTION DEFICIT/HYPERACTIVITY DISORDER) :
[x] your mind is all over the place.
[ ] you are hyper most of the time.
[x] you barely pay attention to anything.
[x] you can't cooperate well. (People have shitty responses to my ideas. I have shitty responses to theirs, too.)
[ ] you talk all the time.
[ ] you need attention 24/7.
Total: 4

BIPOLAR DISORDER :
[x] you can act wild at times then the next day you are depressed.
[ ] you are very irritable.
[x] you are anti-social.
[ ] you have very high self esteem sometimes.
[.5] you are abusing alcohol, drugs, or sex. (I seem to have a tendency towards alcoholism and I'm a virgin. But I'd be doing weed if my lungs hadn't crapped on me, and it's not like my caffeine addiction is a huge secret or something. And I think if I'd let myself, I could very easily develop a gambling problem. Or so says the amount of enjoyment I get from slot machines, which I'd realized around the time the GBA Pokemon games came out was a bad sign; the premonition ended up being fairly accurate. An addictive personality? Me? Surely you jest. Now if you'll excuse me I need my 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, slot machines and beer. <_< Basically I give this a .5 because caffeine, while an awesome drug, barely registers on the "list of abusable substances.")
[x] you have thought of/attempted suicide.
Total: 3.5

BULIMIA NERVOSA :
[ ] you throw up all of your food.
[ ] you throw it up even when you don't feel sick.
[ ] you have no control over how you eat.
[ ] you use laxatives.
[.5] you have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out. (It wasn't overly. I was bored shitless winter before last and had pneumonia and insisted on going for a brief bike ride because I hadn't been to the doctor yet and I thought it was just a bad cold. Long story short, I half died after about ten minutes because of the whole barely-functioning lung thing. <_< )
[ ] you always say you are fat, when you aren't.
[ ] people think you're way too skinny.
Total: .5

CONDUCT DISORDER :
[ ] you are a bully.
[x]you threaten other people.
[x] you often find yourself in fights.
[x] you have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
[ ] you are cruel to humans and/or animals.
[ ] you have raped/molested someone.
[ ] you destroy property on purpose.
[ ] you always lie.
[ ] you stay out all night.
[ ] you have ran away from home.
Total: 3

DEPRESSION :
[ ] you are always sad. (Angry. Not sad. There's a difference, cockhole. Anger is a gift. Sadness is just a douche...)
[ ] you find no hope in your future.
[ ] you find no longer excitement over the activities you use to love.
[x] you always find yourself in bed/around the house all day. (I... Have nothing else to do. <_< )
[x] you have low self esteem.
[ ] everything bad that happens is always your fault.
[ ] you always seem to be weak or have physical features hurt.
[ ] you are failing school.
[x] you have thought of/attempted suicide.
[ ] you have ran away from home.
[x] hope is no longer there for you.
Total: 3

OCD (OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER) :
[ ] you have daily rituals.
[ ] you have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[ ] you have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
[ ] you have to keep things in a certain order. (If you've ever seen any room I've slept in and/or spent time in on vacation for more than a day, you'd laugh at this. Hard. Like I did. <_< )
[x] you have harmed yourself.
[ ] you are afraid you will get a std, aids, or any kind of germs.
[ ] you have to check some stuff over again.
Total: 1


PTSD (POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER) :
[ ] you repeatedly have flashbacks of horrible moments/memories in your life
[ ] you repeatedly have dreams of horrible moments/memories in your life.
[ ] you sometimes think the event will happen again.
[x] you can be/are anti-social. (As my favorite pin says, I'm not antisocial. I just hate you. <_< )
[ ] you have lost interest in the things you used to love.
[x] you have not had a lot of sleep lately. ("Ever" is more accurate.)
[x] you worry about dying at a early age or dying at all.
[x] you can have angry outbursts.
[ ] You act younger than your age.
Total: 4

SCHIZOPHRENIA :
[x] you often have hallucinations. (Good god, jackass, YOU try staying up for 3 days straight or not getting more than three hours of sleep for a week-plus and see how well your mind holds up. <_< )
[x] you have strange, unusual dreams or thoughts.
[ ] you can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[x] you think people are always staring or talking about you.
[x] you have extreme anxiety or fearfulness.
[ ] you have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite sex.
[.5] you do not take care of your hygiene like you should. (I tend to take care of it really well when I know have stuff coming up. But I get lazy when there's nothing going on for days at a time.)
[ ] you are very shy.
[x] you often talk to yourself. (Read: Adam. <______________< No, but I do talk to myself when bored and/or trying to scar people.)
Total: 5.5

EDIT: Fuck you, dA emoticon shortcuts.