The text that's cut off says says, "Just ask Tyler Wright."
Jordin Tootoo, (that's who this is) is the one hockey player I absolutely loathe. In 2003, he got into a fight with the Blue Jackets then-center (current player development coach) Tyler Wright and Ty found teethmarks on his pinkie finger after the fight.
Tootoo and his coach denied it ever happened but he was given the nickname Chewtoo by Jackets fans.
The finger-biting good thing came from my friend (who's currently the only person I'm RPing with) over MSN. xD
I tried my damnedest to find a less flattering picture of Chewy, but he has a legion of fangirls that seems to have eliminated all unpleasant pictures of him from Google Images. xP
I, on the other hand, am going to keep using them because A., my iPod won't run on anything else and B., I'm not made of money, and therefore, I'm not gonna keep shelling out $20 for CDs that only have three or four songs I like.
But Boll can still do a number on Tootoo. Which is really all I ask now that WE'RE ACTUALLY IN FREAKING PLAYOFF CONTENTION FOR ONCE. xD (And ahead of you guys, nonetheless. Which surprises the crap out of me... xD) And Dorsett and Tollefsen aren't all that bad... When they actually friggin' PLAY, I mean... >> I really really hope Backman is allowed to walk when his contract expires, he's just a defensive liability with no toughness. So then maybe Tolle can get some play time and give us a minute increase in the toughness factor... I still miss Shelley, though. Childhood hockey idols for the WIN. xD
God, Cincinatti is crap. All they care about is their goddamn Bengals... Who sucked beyond my expectations this year. Which causes me to laugh, because I hate the Bengals.Which is an ENTIRELY different story. xD
From what I read in the interviews, that ain't possible... Both sides of the finger, see. So yeah, unless Tyler bitch-slapped Tootoo across the mouth, which he didn't, (although I was at the game where the fight occured, and Wright was such a crappy fighter it probably would've been more effective that his attempted punchings... xD Best development coach we've ever had. Probably tied with Jason Chimera and Jan Hedja for worst fighter we've ever had, too. xD), the teeth marks were a bite.
Aaah, the video... xD
My boyfriend sent me that a really long time ago... It's Bush talking about how they've got illegal immigration fixed and then shows people jumping the fence while he's doing so... I think. I haven't watched it in a while and I've actually been meaning to delete it...
AH HA HA. I'm so sorry. I was reading this guy who loves the Blue Jackets blog and all I read was 'super pest Jordin Tootoo'
HA HA HA! Is he hated that much? That's so cute! I love him. He doesn't fight as much naymore because he's now becoming a scorer. ^w^
ANywho~ Ha, CIncinatti.
As for us, well, Radu being kidnapped by the RUssian mafia along wih Jagr and the other guy, our offense has lost its luster. However, Stevey SUllivan has come back from a two year injury and he's hotter than ever. I daresay he's bette than he was before injury. Sully lights a fire as well as SHea Weber's hardshot. However, as of the last five games, he's been shooting, but not scoring. We're not very motivated or good this year so it's no suprise that lil bro Colombus has skated ahead of his brother.
I remember SHelley!
I miss Darcy. And Kimmo. Curse the Canucks and Flyers for stelaing them!
Still, our biggest rival is San Jose. More like, we 'effin' hate them and want to see them burn.....I frickin' want them all to die. Setagouchi, Thornton, Cheechoo(WHO STOLE OUR DAMN TOOTOO WHISTLE IDEA). So much hate...what posers.
:rant:
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Oh, god, nobody else, with the possible exception of Adam Foote (and I say "possible" because he's been mysteriously injured the two games the Avs were supposed to play here... And I'm not 100% sure I buy it,
Oh, god, nobody else, with the possible exception of Adam Foote (and I say "possible" because he's been mysteriously injured the two games the Avs were supposed to play here... And I'm not 100% sure I buy it...), is hated like Tootoo.
He's like, Hockey Satan in Columbus. ... Which I guess makes Foote Satan Junior or something.... It's 7 AM and I just woke up, it hurts my brain to try and figure this crap out this early. xD
I always liked Sullivan, I'm glad he's playing again... That crap with Radulov was... A bad bad sign. The KHL also tried to take our '08 first-round draft pick Filatov from us, dunno if you saw that, but luckily Nikita had already made up his mind to come over here and play at some level... But we did have Svitov jump ship a few years back, although that was really more of a "good riddance" thing because... He sucked. xD
Actually, haha... It's because the whole team sucked so hard for so long that I don't really miss all that many players... Just Knutsen and Wright, apart from Shelley. But Wright... Haha, he's our development coach now. And all indications are that he's excelling at that.
I like the Sharks, actually.... Although really, it's only because they have Shells. Favorite teams are always going to be the CBJ and whoever has Shelley at that point... xD
Yeah, I did see Filitov. Wish Raddy was old enough to stand up for himself. The kid was only 20. Really young. ANd he had no common sense. Ha ha, one time he wore sweats on the plane(you HAvE to wear a suit to look nice) and the team ragged on him the whole time. He was so cute. Sadly, Nashville, I guess, hates Raddy almost like we hate Paul Kariya. (Kariya went to Blues for Money. They offered more than we did and so we're like," F U JAP". xD I wonder if he spoke Japanese...anywho!) Anyway, I really hate how I see jersey with the number 47 on it with the name instea dof being 'Radulov' it's 'Traitor'. The Preds are my babies, all of them(That's why I will always love Mason, Vokoun, Tommonen), so it breaks my heart to hear peoiple accost Radulov's name.
That Russian Mafia...
The Sharks flicked us from the playoffs thrice, so~ I liek Detroit. Hate the fans, like the the team because they are just sheer perfection in everything they do. Damn wingnuts.
Our Darcy Hordichuk(now on the Canucks.) hated Adam Foote. If you look at my featured deviation I drew Darcy fighting Adam Foote. (Gave it to him, too!) Ha ha.
Hey, wanna be friends? xD I love meeting hockey people on here. I even have two Sharks friends. I openly express my dislike for the Sharks and they're like, "It's cool." <3 xD
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Whaddaya mean that's not a kazoo?!
I, on the other hand, am going to keep using them because A., my iPod won't run on anything else and B., I'm not made of money, and therefore, I'm not gonna keep shelling out $20 for CDs that only have three or four songs I like.
So I'm gonna get my music where I can find it.
I'm cheap like that.
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"When in doubt, C4." - Jamie Hyneman
I am Tobin Esperance in dA's Celebrities Crew!
What can I say, he's darling. And the Blue Jackets are wimps. xD Go cry to mommy why don'cha! Big Brother isn't playing fair! Ha ha!
The Jackets make me laugh. I tried to find a shirt in Cincinnati but they were like,"It's not local...".....ONE FREAKIN' HOUR AWAY ISN'T LOCAL? Gay.
Also, ever thought about: Wright punched Jordin in the face=teeth marks where skin and mouth connected?
Good job. xD <3
P.S.
Is that a video about illegal aliens...? WHat's that about? xD
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Before you insult someone, take a moment to walk a mile in their shoes, so when you insult them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes!
Mermaid Barret is pretty-er than you. Get over it.
He's Beutiful.
But Boll can still do a number on Tootoo. Which is really all I ask now that WE'RE ACTUALLY IN FREAKING PLAYOFF CONTENTION FOR ONCE. xD (And ahead of you guys, nonetheless. Which surprises the crap out of me... xD) And Dorsett and Tollefsen aren't all that bad... When they actually friggin' PLAY, I mean... >> I really really hope Backman is allowed to walk when his contract expires, he's just a defensive liability with no toughness. So then maybe Tolle can get some play time and give us a minute increase in the toughness factor... I still miss Shelley, though. Childhood hockey idols for the WIN. xD
God, Cincinatti is crap. All they care about is their goddamn Bengals... Who sucked beyond my expectations this year. Which causes me to laugh, because I hate the Bengals.Which is an ENTIRELY different story. xD
From what I read in the interviews, that ain't possible... Both sides of the finger, see. So yeah, unless Tyler bitch-slapped Tootoo across the mouth, which he didn't, (although I was at the game where the fight occured, and Wright was such a crappy fighter it probably would've been more effective that his attempted punchings... xD Best development coach we've ever had. Probably tied with Jason Chimera and Jan Hedja for worst fighter we've ever had, too. xD), the teeth marks were a bite.
Aaah, the video... xD
My boyfriend sent me that a really long time ago... It's Bush talking about how they've got illegal immigration fixed and then shows people jumping the fence while he's doing so... I think. I haven't watched it in a while and I've actually been meaning to delete it...
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"When in doubt, C4." - Jamie Hyneman
I am Tobin Esperance in dA's Celebrities Crew!
HA HA HA! Is he hated that much? That's so cute! I love him.
He doesn't fight as much naymore because he's now becoming a scorer. ^w^
ANywho~ Ha, CIncinatti.
As for us, well, Radu being kidnapped by the RUssian mafia along wih Jagr and the other guy, our offense has lost its luster. However, Stevey SUllivan has come back from a two year injury and he's hotter than ever. I daresay he's bette than he was before injury. Sully lights a fire as well as SHea Weber's hardshot. However, as of the last five games, he's been shooting, but not scoring.
We're not very motivated or good this year so it's no suprise that lil bro Colombus has skated ahead of his brother.
I remember SHelley!
I miss Darcy. And Kimmo. Curse the Canucks and Flyers for stelaing them!
Still, our biggest rival is San Jose. More like, we 'effin' hate them and want to see them burn.....I frickin' want them all to die. Setagouchi, Thornton, Cheechoo(WHO STOLE OUR DAMN TOOTOO WHISTLE IDEA). So much hate...what posers.
:rant:
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Before you insult someone, take a moment to walk a mile in their shoes, so when you insult them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes!
Mermaid Barret is pretty-er than you. Get over it.
He's Beutiful.
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"When in doubt, C4." - Jamie Hyneman
I am Tobin Esperance in dA's Celebrities Crew!
Trying again... xP
Oh, god, nobody else, with the possible exception of Adam Foote (and I say "possible" because he's been mysteriously injured the two games the Avs were supposed to play here... And I'm not 100% sure I buy it...), is hated like Tootoo.
He's like, Hockey Satan in Columbus. ... Which I guess makes Foote Satan Junior or something.... It's 7 AM and I just woke up, it hurts my brain to try and figure this crap out this early. xD
I always liked Sullivan, I'm glad he's playing again... That crap with Radulov was... A bad bad sign. The KHL also tried to take our '08 first-round draft pick Filatov from us, dunno if you saw that, but luckily Nikita had already made up his mind to come over here and play at some level... But we did have Svitov jump ship a few years back, although that was really more of a "good riddance" thing because... He sucked. xD
Actually, haha... It's because the whole team sucked so hard for so long that I don't really miss all that many players... Just Knutsen and Wright, apart from Shelley. But Wright... Haha, he's our development coach now. And all indications are that he's excelling at that.
I like the Sharks, actually.... Although really, it's only because they have Shells. Favorite teams are always going to be the CBJ and whoever has Shelley at that point... xD
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"When in doubt, C4." - Jamie Hyneman
I am Tobin Esperance in dA's Celebrities Crew!
Sadly, Nashville, I guess, hates Raddy almost like we hate Paul Kariya. (Kariya went to Blues for Money. They offered more than we did and so we're like," F U JAP". xD I wonder if he spoke Japanese...anywho!)
Anyway, I really hate how I see jersey with the number 47 on it with the name instea dof being 'Radulov' it's 'Traitor'. The Preds are my babies, all of them(That's why I will always love Mason, Vokoun, Tommonen), so it breaks my heart to hear peoiple accost Radulov's name.
That Russian Mafia...
The Sharks flicked us from the playoffs thrice, so~ I liek Detroit. Hate the fans, like the the team because they are just sheer perfection in everything they do. Damn wingnuts.
Our Darcy Hordichuk(now on the Canucks.) hated Adam Foote. If you look at my featured deviation I drew Darcy fighting Adam Foote. (Gave it to him, too!) Ha ha.
Hey, wanna be friends? xD I love meeting hockey people on here. I even have two Sharks friends. I openly express my dislike for the Sharks and they're like, "It's cool." <3 xD
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Before you insult someone, take a moment to walk a mile in their shoes, so when you insult them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes!
Mermaid Barret is pretty-er than you. Get over it.
He's Beutiful.
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