Quiz stolen from . I did it twice because of boredom. Updates will follow the quizzes... I'm just trying to make me get less bored. <_<

Orochi first.

1. What's your character's name? Why did you choose that name?
Orochimichael Jackson. His first name is based off of Orochimaru from Naruto, and was spawned by Adam and I over WLM convo cracking jokes. One of us referred to him as Orochimichael Jackson, and I'd had a very odd voice make its home in my head... It giggled a lot and sounded male and somehow gave me the impression of Orochimaru on crack... So I named him Orochimichael Jackson; this was obviously a very long time before he croaked and before the first kid admitted he lied about the pedo thing. At that point, I doubted he'd done the pedo shit but still decided it was a good punch line, and good god, did this voice sound like a pedo. <_<

TL;DR: Either Adam or I, I can't remember anymore, combined the names of the two most amusing suspected pedos I knew at that time... <_<

2. Lahvely. What is their role in the story? Hero? Antagonist? Comic relief?
Comic relief antagonist.

3. Give three or more facts about their physical appearance, eg eye color, hair color, height, whether they're attractive or not if you're superficial.
-He looks vaguely like Orochimaru, but his nose is non-existent, he wears a lot more pink to make himself interesting to small children, usually has a grinch-like grin on his face, has bright red eyeshadow on CONSTANTLY and is so pale he looks dead and makes Marilyn Manson look tan enough to pass for someone who's either A, of Latin descent or B, someone who's spent three weeks straight outside for eight hours a day (I direct your attention to my kid brother here). <_<
-He's fairly tall and thin, with long black hair and red eyes.
-He has no muscle to speak of. At all. <_<

4. Are they afraid of anything? Why?
Kelsey Otori/Roach Ookami. Same chick, whether she uses her real name or her stage name. He's deathly afraid of her because she has, on more than one occasion, hit him in the head with her bass and would've killed him twice by now if he hadn't been not worth the effort.

5. What's their goal, either in life or in the story? Is it to win the heart of the fair damsel, or to vanquish the villain?
In life, his goal is to get as many little boys in his bed as he can into his bed before getting arrested. As such, he wishes to open a toy store chain.

6. Give me four facts about their personality that only the author would know. Favorite food? Place of birth? Favorite childhood toy? Anything goes.
-Orochi is suspected to be not of this world. Why? He never sleeps, ever. Not even for a few hours. And he's very obviously not dead. That ain't human. What he is, however, even I'm not sure...
-His favorite food is oddly, gummy bears.
-His age is unknown, but he seems to be somewhere between 60 and 75 years of age by our standards. Again, even I'm not sure.
- He also, surprisingly, enjoys music. Unfortunately for him, this music consists of Garth Brooks, Rascal Flatts, Green Day and My Chemical Romance. These bands will all get his ass kicked by Roach and/or Chad if mentioned.

7. How do they speak? Dialect? Accent? Use of ridiculously long words?
WHEN he speaks, meaning he's ceased giggling (which is a high-pitched "hee hee hee hee"), which doesn't happen often, he speaks in a casual central Ohio dialect. Oddly, however, he has a slight Canadian accent.

8. What's their family like? How does their family influence them?
His family status is unknown to anyone but him, and if they're dead, he doesn't communicate with them.

9. How do they dress? Why, eg to stand out from the crowd, because that's what everyone wears?
Bright pink t-shirts with pastel purple trim, white jeans, sandals and socks in black. He wears them to in theory attract kids. It usually works. <_<

10. What makes them laugh?
Orochi laughs at anything and everything. >_>

11. What makes them cry?
Being deprived of his "sexy time" with the little boys.

12. If you were to meet them, how would you react? Would you get along? Why?
Like Roach, I'd very likely try and crush his skull. He annoys me that much. <_< No, we wouldn't, he makes me rage too much in my head as it is with his irritating giggling.

13. How do others react to them? How are they linked to other characters in your story?
They either freak out (usually either laugh hysterically, get very pissed very fast or call the police), if an adult of either gender; run like a bitch, if a little girl; or go over to try and play with him if a small boy. <_<

14. What are their strengths?
He can respawn himself if needed and he annoys people to the point where they will disregard all their fears to get away from him. That's good because he's.... [read answer below]

15. Weaknesses?
A fucking pussy. <_< He can't fight off a couple chihuahuas, let alone a fully grown human. He's also horribly afraid of women, mainly Roach, and Chad scares the living hell out of him.

16. What influences/affects them the most? Is it a past experience, a friend, a foe?
Nobody's really sure of his past... But as of now, the most affecting experience he had was trying to grab Jacob Wolfe's ass when said bigass bastard was drunk and holding a vodka bottle. There's a song by Cannibal Corpse, Hammer Smashed Face. Yeah, well, that particular incident was Bottle Smashed Skull. Orochi was in the hospital for a week with a cracked skull. And when he got out he was worse than before.

17. Imagine that this character were to die. Who would miss them the most? Would anyone be pleased? [How cruel.]
Nobody would miss him. At all. Well... Not in the sad-that-Orochi's-dead-and-we'll-never-get-to-see-him-again sense. But Jax would miss him a lot. Orochi is Jax's punching bag. <_<

18. If this character were stranded on an island, which 3 things would they take?
Little boys, a lifetime supply of gummy bears and a computer with internet connection. To look at more little boys online, of course. <_<

19. What do they like most about themselves? Do others agree?
Everything. He views himself as a sex god for boys.... Nobody else agrees and Roach has to be forcibly restrained from drowning him in a vat of dog piss.

20. Dislike most about themselves? Do others agree?
He really thinks he's perfect. Again, everybody else sees everything wrong with him. <_<

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Roach quiz

1. What's your character's name? Why did you choose that name?
Kelsey Otori is her birthname, her stage name is Roach Ookami. Her original first name comes from the fact that I fucking suck at naming female characters and the surname comes from a book of mine called Across the Nightingale Floor by Liam Hearn. The main noble clan in the book is the Otori, and I originally took the surname for Shig, who's named after but entirely different appearance and personality wise from Shigeru Otori of Hearn's books (same with Shizu's first name but she's from an entirely different clan in the books).

The stage name... The surname is from my Zelda RP character Kelsey Ookami-Shikon. The first name... I figured if I'ma name another character after myself, I may as well give her some more of my bad personality traits. One of these is my severe accident-proneness.

2. Lahvely. What is their role in the story? Hero? Antagonist? Comic relief?
Heroine and comic relief.

3. Give three or more facts about their physical appearance, eg eye color, hair color, height, whether they're attractive or not if you're superficial.
-Roach's eyes change color depending on her mood. If they're green, blue or hazel, you're OK. If they suddenly go light brown, she's severely depressed and needs some comforting. If they go dark brown with light gold around the edges of the iris and pupil... Get the fuck out of there NOW. >_>
-Her dark red-brown hair is naturally curly and insanely so. She loathes it.
-In theory, she's 5'5 1/4". But she tends to slouch a bit so she could be anywhere from 5'6" to 5'7".
- She's fat. She's not in denial about that, she works fairly hard to make it go away but it refuses. So she's accepted this. Despite that, however, she's fairly well-muscled and pretty damned strong.
- She's not attractive at all in her mind and frequently makes ugly jokes at her own expense, but to a certain person who adores her, she's irresistible in her personality, and definitely not ugly...

4. Are they afraid of anything? Why?
She absolutely HATES heights with every fiber of her being. She's not entirely sure where the fear came from because as a kid she'd climb extremely high and risk falling and jump off the swings when they were as high as they could get, but over time it's gotten to the point where if she's more than ten feet off the ground she'll get very weak in the knees, start shaking and possibly hurl. It goes without saying she hates planes, too...

5. What's their goal, either in life or in the story? Is it to win the heart of the fair damsel, or to vanquish the villain?
Her goal in life is to make it big as a bassist. Her goal in the story is nothing more than to keep her friends from killing each other and to make Orochi shut up once and for all.

6. Give me four facts about their personality that only the author would know. Favorite food? Place of birth? Favorite childhood toy? Anything goes.
- She's lazy and has extreme trouble getting anything to hold her attention, but if something manages to hook her she will latch on like a starving rottweiler offered a steak until she gets bored.
- She still quietly mourns the loss of her pet horse Gunner, who died a few years back. Kid-Kelsey, Shig and Shizu's grandmother lives on a farm in the middle of Kansas and during a severely rough stretch of Kelsey's early life her dad agreed to help her buy a large, but unregistered quarter horse. Kelsey named him Gunner and he was fairly old when they bought him so she'd known it was going to happen, but it still hit her like bricks. She mourns him every day.
- Roach was born in Kansas, although she doesn't know where. She does know that she was left at her grandmother's while her parents were visiting with her older sister Yuriko and they decided to keep her. However, her birthdate is known, as she appeared to have just been born when her grandmother found her, just not the location.

7. How do they speak? Dialect? Accent? Use of ridiculously long words?
She's blunt and to the point, and very very sarcastic. She has an extremely lazy Midwest accent but it's interspersed with words from other regions and countries. She cuts the beginnings and endings off of a lot of words and combines two or three syllables on a few.

8. What's their family like? How does their family influence them?
She had a very normal childhood as far as her home life went. She has her mother Michiko, her father Ryusuke, her older sister Yuriko ( referred to affectionately as "The Sister"), her kid brother Kouji ("Kid") their dog Rocky the Tank (he's an overweight rottweiler). She also saw a lot of her dad's brother's family. Her uncle Junichi ("Uncle Jun"), his wife Alanna ("Aunt Aly") and her cousins Ryuichi and Sachiko (Ryu and Sachi, twins, Yuriko's age), Daisuke ("Dai," a year older than Kelsey), Shigeru and Shizuka (Shig and Shizu, twins, a year younger than Kelsey) and Takeshi (Take, age 13).

9. How do they dress? Why, eg to stand out from the crowd, because that's what everyone wears?
She wears a lot of hockey sweaters (Blue Jackets, mainly, with a couple of high school ones thrown in here and there)in the winter and band shirts (either Papa Roach, System of a Down/Serj Tankian/Scars on Broadway, Mudvayne or Hellyeah at the moment). Always wears bootcut jeans in a dark wash. ALWAYS. She firmly believes shorts are for pussies and of the devil in the bad way. Usually has some sort of thing on her wrists, her current baby is her "Violence isn't the answer but it's a lot more fun" black terrycloth wristband. Always has a bag on her and usually has a hat of some sort, at the moment a white top hat. She prefers dark colors (red at the lightest) because 1, she thinks they contrast with her skin better and 2, they hide blood from accidental slash wounds better.

10. What makes them laugh?
Her sense of humor's all over the place, it's one of her greatest strengths. She laughs at everything from fart jokes to sarcastic dry insanity to stupid people getting their asses handed to them on dumb stunts.

11. What makes them cry?
Usually hormonal crap. The last time she cried that wasn't from PMS was when her horse died.

12. If you were to meet them, how would you react? Would you get along? Why?
Stare for a while and ask if she wanted to go play video games. I think we would... It may be annoying after a while having someone as stubborn as me around, though. xD

13. How do others react to them? How are they linked to other characters in your story?
She's kind of well-known, but she prefers to stay out of the limelight as much as possible. She's well-liked by her close friends and can be good-natured, charming and funny with those she doesn't know but she usually doesn't like them. She's not a people person and just the sight of her seems to "rub a lot of stupids the wrong way."

14. What are their strengths?
She can take a beating with the best of them, and is faster and more physically strong than people realize thanks to, in her words, "the insulating layers hiding my muscles. Yay hockey training!" She's smarter than realized, too; although she's not a genius she's a hell of a lot more intelligent than is suspected for a violent hockey player-turned-violent, stagediving adrenaline junkie bassist. Can tolerate cold better than most people and has a pretty good pain tolerance.

15. Weaknesses?
She has non-existent heat tolerance, and a horrible temper. She can get a bit naive with people sometimes and will push people away to avoid getting hurt. She's also extremely lazy, and will do as little effort as possible.

16. What influences/affects them the most? Is it a past experience, a friend, a foe?
Her most influential experience occurred when she was 15 and realized that people were taking advantage of her for trying to defend those she cared about and let them walk on her. She proceeded to socially withdraw almost completely, bar her few close friends at the time (Shig, Shizu, Mike, Jax and Ena). Chad, however, has been forcing her out of her shell whether she wants to be forced out or not. She's secretly happy he takes an interest in her but wishes he'd let her stay in the basement more often because "it's fucking HOT outside, for god's sake."

17. Imagine that this character were to die. Who would miss them the most? Would anyone be pleased? [How cruel.]
Chad and her immediate family would miss her the most, and Chad would be absolutely devastated. Her cousins would be crushed, too, but Orochi would be thrilled, as would Chad's batshit ex-girlfriend Melissa.

18. If this character were stranded on an island, which 3 things would they take?
Her bass and amp, her cell phone to call for help and Chad. She knows Chad isn't a thing but she'll take him anyway and make some excuse about repopulating the island. <_<

19. What do they like most about themselves? Do others agree?
She likes that she's become a reasonably talented bassist over the years, and that she's able to help her kid brother Kouji with his hockey skills.Said child agrees with the hockey comment but everybody else, bar her bandmates, is more likely to say that she's a great listener.

20. Dislike most about themselves? Do others agree?
She dislikes, not counting her physical appearance (read: boobs), the fact that she's unable to keep her attention on almost anything for more than roughly ten minutes. Her male friends disagree with the boob thing but it's agreed that while her squirrel-on-speed attention span can be annoying it could be far far worse.

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Too tired to update now. Will give more details tomorrow night. xD